February 2011
Anonymous asked: PERSONAL QUESTIONS AHOY!!!
What's your cup size?
What's your cup size?
I demand you ask me extremely personal questions.
January 2011
so one of the kids in the class i TA for asked mr....
mr gast: two things- the think, feel, behave theory-- and exersize
class: exercise?
mr gast: yes, it releases natural endorphins, similiar to-- well i wont go there.
me: sex.
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TUMBLR BROUGHT THE RED BUBBLE BACK
bless you, david karp.
flawsturnedintobeauty asked: sooo my dora the explorer tattoo is coming off :(
and i was wondering if i could possibly have anotherrrr
and i was wondering if i could possibly have anotherrrr
you know you’ve got too many guy friends when you’re reading an excerpt for AP Comp that mentions “protien” and you read it as “brotien”….
lovers, followers, beauties
everybeautifulthinghasitsflaws:
if anyone ever needs advice, my ask box is always open :)
thank you to the anon who made me write them a...
i haven’t written fiction in a long time, you sparked my inspiration to write more.
Anonymous asked: man in well-cut navy blue business suit, briefcase and papers in hand, running down the street. write a story.
Anonymous asked: if you had to be a hermit for the rest of your life, which two books would you bring with you and why?
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takeapartyourhead-:
“They never hit their brakes…”
“There was no time to see…”
“He just ran out in the street…”
“Does anybody know his name?”
“I think I recognize him…”
“He sure as hell paid for that mistake…”
can i just…
WOAH. WOOOOA-OH.
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“there’s no glitter in the gutter,
there’s no twilight galaxy.
go...”
– Metric
bring it. →
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you get me closer to god.
a mosquito just landed on me & i called it a cunt.
can i please just be australian now?
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